Make a List

I woke up in a panic today
I’ve got so much to do
I’ve gotta pay the utilities
and I need some new shoes
Later on I have to drop off the kids
but not at the pool
How the heck can I remember all this?
MAKE A LIST!
You’re never gonna do it
If you don’t hop to it
Don’t be stupid just write it all down
MAKE A LIST!
You can write it on a Post-It note
or an old receipt
You can write it on the back of your hand
or on the tops of your feet
I’ve heard they’ve even got an app for that
and it’s really neat
If there’s some stuff you wanna forget
MAKE A LIST!
You’re never gonna do it
If you don’t hop to it
Don’t be stupid just write it all down
MAKE A LIST!
You can make a grocery list
You can make a Christmas list
You can make a bucket list
You can make a laundry list
or sign up on a mailing list
You’re gonna make my shit list
If you make the sex offenders list
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, THIS IS IT! IT’S TIME TO ACTUALLY MAKE A LIST!
Wait, oh, I need to borrow, Linus I need a pencil.
NUMBER ONE: GRAB A PENICIL, OR ANY OTHER WRITING UTENSIL
NUMBER TWO: FIND SOME PAPER, YOU CAN BORROW THAT SHEET FROM YOUR NEIGHBOR
NUMBER THREE: WRITE DOWN YOUR TASKS, SAVE THE LEAST IMPORTANT ONES FOR LAST
NUMBER FOUR: CROSS THINGS OFF, AND THEN YOU’LL HAVE TIME TO PLAY GOLF!
or you could give your grandmother a pedicure
or you could walk the neighbors dog because they’re not doing it and it’s been
tied to the same tree for like a day and a half and then maybe give it some
water
or there’s other stuff you can do
You could fly a kite
but if there’s no wind
Then you could go swimming in the neighbors pool
'Cause you just walked their freakin dog
You know what I mean? You earned that swim
and then, how are you going to remember all this though?
MAKE- Whoa, what was that? NOT YET!
MAKE A LIST!
You’re never gonna do it
If you don’t hop to it
Don’t be stupid just write it all down
MAKE A LIST!