Clear Your Browser History

How do you spell Motley Crue?
And how many crunches can Ryan Gosling do?
WHY WON’T THIS LINE SHOW UP?
Trying to land a job at Hooters on Monster.com
So many ways to waste the time
I’m Googling the first thing on my mind
Before my boss comes in and catches me
I’m gonna clear my browsing history
Chinese midgets eating steak
Videos of naked girls farting on a cake
What’s this thing on my dong?
According to the Web MD, something’s really wrong
So many ways to waste the time
I’m Googling the first thing on my mind
Before my girlfriend gets real mad at me
I’m gonna clear my browsing history
Britney Spears gets out of the car with a totally shaven crotch
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape, how the hell can I not watch?
Man, that Ray J’s got a big one
What’s the age of consent in Florida?
I think chat roulette is really dumb
I try to stay away from that, but my dick keeps logging on
So many ways to waste the time
I’m Googling the first thing on my mind
Before my boss comes in and catches me
Before my girlfriend gets real mad at me
Before my homies all make fun of me
I’m gonna clear my browsing history
You gotta clear your browsing history
Clear that shit…