Farting at Staples

Farting at Staples, we’re farting at staples
Look at the two of us we’re farting at Staples
Farting on the Sharpies, farting on the pencils
Farting on the calenders, and farting on the stencils
Farting at Staples, we’re farting at staples
Look at the two of us we’re farting at Staples
Farting on the office chairs, farting on computers
Farting on the hole punch, and on the cashier’s hooters
We like walked up to this guy, and it’s just like «Hey, do you know where, like,
the easle section is?»
He’s like «Wait, like, the pocket thing?»
And I’m, I go «Yeah» and Linus goes «Yeah»
And then I’m like, «Hey, do you smell that?» and Linus goes «No»
And he’s like «What? You mean the pocket thing?»
Farting at Staples, we’re farting at staples
Look at the two of us we’re farting at Staples
Farting on the printers, farting on the post-its
It’s hard to tell which we like farting on the mostest