Hail Satin

I need some sleep, I’ve been out all day
I need a comfy place, a surface on which to lay
I open up the door to the room in my parent’s house
I rest my weary head on the six, six, six thread couch
Hail satin! It’s so mother fucking soft
Hail satin! As textiles go, you’re my favorite cloth
I put you on the bed and on the pillows
I even have sex on you right before I doze
I’m so fucking glad you exist, hail satin!
Originally during the middle ages
Satin was made of silk
Consequently it was very expensive
Used only by the very rich
The name derives its origin
From a Chinese city Quanzhou
I don’t really give a shit about that
I just like to lay on you
Hail satin! It’s so mother fucking soft
Hail satin! As textiles go, you’re my favorite cloth
I put you on the bed and on the pillows
I even have sex on you right before I doze
I’m so fucking glad you exist, hail satin!
Baseball jackets, hail satin!
Athletic shorts, hail satin!
Fancy neck ties, hail satin!
Various upholsteries, hail satin!
Lingerie, hail satin!
More fancy neck ties, hail satin!
Shoes for ballet, hail satin!
Let’s not forget my sheets, they’re red!!!
Hail satin! It’s so mother fucking soft
Hail satin! As textiles go, you’re my favorite cloth
I put you on the bed and on the pillows
I even have sex on you right before I doze
I’m so fucking glad you exist, hail satin!