Rapunzel & Flynn vs. Anna & Kristoff (Princess Rap Battle)

Princess Rap Battle!
Rapunzel and Flyyn
Versus
Anna and Kristoff
Let the rap battle begin!
-Rapunzel-
My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard
That my body heard brings all the boys to the yard
I was the caged birs singing busting back on the scene
This little lost princess is the long-locked queen of
RAP-UN-ZEL, right in my name
Coming back for my crown with my magical mane
I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer
Knocking me but like Elsa’s door you haven’t got an answer
You. and your past your peek
Even the silver in your hair is a loosing streak
I can’t believe how dumb you are how stucking
for a sucker
I’ll say it twice
You stink on ice
Did I mumbled Motherfucker!
-Anna-
I’m not ANA I’m ANNA
I go ham when I wanna
You can’t handle the drama
Slam a dram prima Donna
A once upon a timer I know better than momma
Frozen fever so hot
I hafta chill in a sunna
Blondy’s only got three books
And a mother that bethreas her
And it doesn’t even pass her
With chill razor with no razors
Sun Flower in a tower
Tricked by a kindnapper
Me? I woulda capped her and freekin' witch slapped her
You’re not he brightest lantern and your muggy just fugly
The word on the street
Is that you’re duckling ain’t snugly
Agrophic abore and I don’t know what is sadder
That you’ve never worn shoes
Or that you’re just a rope ladder
-Flynn-
I’m kinda like this oaf
But I’m dash smart and beauteous
He’s the biggest horse’s ass than Maximu’s glutteous
My dream came true
The girl, the castle, the money
I’m the wanted man she wanted man
The future looks sunny
This drope both… has the royal insider
And since we got hitched
We are both Flynn Riders
You think you’re hot shit
But your sister was colder
I’ll met the ice in your heart
When I heat up I smolder
-Kristof-
You’re a fraud Eugenne
I’ll pop your head like a twist off
This robber’s getting crobbed when Kirstoff gets pissed off
My reindeer Sven, is so damn frosty
Santa’s like:
«Damn that’s a cold ass donkey»
I love Anna not her title
I would never two timer
You’re a terrible rhymer
A tower and social climber
You’re a colossal debacle
Even Olaf knows you’re awful
You’re stroked as your nose
I should dess you like gothel
-Rapunzel-
Can I end this business?
Hells yes I can!
Whit the business end of my frying pan
Tied up and tangled
strung up and strangled
We get your head rejected
When we’re missing you tangled
So hungry for a husband