I'll Make a Man Out of You (Beauty & the Beast Style)

Let’s get down to business
Let’s get one thing straight
Am I really trapped here or is this
A date?
You still acting like a beastly mess
But I can guess before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a man out of you
Such a creppy castle
But the food is great
Once you make sure you don’t get a
Living plate
There’s a killjoy, though
Who yells a lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a man out of you
Don’t ever laughat those with trauma
Say goodbye to life provincial
Chip, I fear the master’s past is haunting him
He acts so silly, mama
Hope he didn’t see me flinch
I’ll find a compromise
Perhaps it’s not so grim
(Be a man)
And since you gave that huge library
(Be a man)
I’m less concerned with your shaggy looks
(Be a man)
I’ll stick around to teach you some manners
And also read several thousand of those books
You’ve made slight improvements
But your faults
Aren’t gone
Still less of slimebag
Than that dolt
Gaston!
I’ll unravel more of your secret lore
What does that magic rose do?
How can I make a man out of you
(She's a fan)
You are as brave as a reckless hero
(She's a fan)
With musk like soil hot in the sun
And all the strength of a steam-run chopper
So keep all of that
But also find so fun
(Be a man)
You need to work to control your temper
(Be a man)
You’re no Prince Charming
But maybe soon
(Be a man)
I’ll make the best of this awkward moment
But still you have got
To learn to use
A spoon!