Crippled Horse ch.1 – Skit

Need a little excitement in your life?
Then grab the reins of a Crippled Horse Energy Drink
How bout a kick in the shit? (kick in the shit)
Then go to Circle K and fucking get one
Hey poindexter, need a little suck in your dick?
Then grab a Crippled Horse Energy Drink
No, trust me poindexter
There ain’t nothing like angrier than a crippled horse (crip-crip-crippled
horse)
She’s gonna say yes every time
This drink is gonna fuck your shit
But don’t take my word for it
I was recently feeling down on my shit
So I went to Circle K and got one
And it fucked my shit, oh okay
Oh hell butt fuck yeah
That’s Crippled Horse Energy Drink (crip-crip-crippled horse)
Fuck one