Mr. Jalapeño

Mr. Jalapeño
Tell me what you’re doing now
Are you still spicy?
Or have you simmered down?
Are you still cooking with all of your spicy friends?
Mr. Jalapeño, Mr. Jalapeño
Mr. Jalapeño
Tell me, have you lost your touch?
Are you keeping up now?
Or is it all too much?
Have you been sitting on the shelf
Past your expiration date?
Mr. Jalapeño
Well, well, well
Suck my little tiny dick
Eat them peanuts out my shit
Eat my cum
When I’m done fucking this homeless bum
Mr. Jalapeño
More hot and wet than, yup, El Niño
Call me Marlon Gringo
Cuz I’ll buttfuck Sammy Davis Jr. in Reno
Mr. Jalapeño
Yeah
Mr. Jalapeño
Tell me what you’re doing now
Are you still spicy?
Or have you simmered down?
Are you still cooking with all of your spicy friends?
Mr. Jalapeño, yeah