Crippled Horse ch.3 – Skit

You ever felt like a slave to the status quo?
You ever wanted to get elected?
On a horse?
How bout ski down a mountain in a kangaroo pouch?
You ever wanted to punch a horse in the dick
But was too scared he’d go neighing to the cops?
Ever wanted to punch your boss in the dick
While he’s on the john
While you’re riding a horse?
You ever regret your weird fantasies after you’re done cumming?
(Crip-Crip-Crippled Horse)
Tell those bureaucratic poindexters up on the hill
To get they chug on
Or get the fug on
Take your little fucking purse down to the Circle Fuck
And get one, poin
(You're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy yummy yumpkin)
(Crip-Crip-Crippled Horse)
(Oh yes, girl)