Creepy, Creepy Love

I saw you on the subway
You were all alone
You gave me a quick glance
So I followed you home
You started walking quickly
When I turned down all the same streets
Pretty soon we both were sprinting
'Til you ran into your building
You thought you’d lost me at your door
Then the lights went on on the third floor
Now I know where you live
And all I want to give you is my love
My creepy, creepy love
I don’t like your doorman
He always tells me that you’re gone
I’m just trying to get your shoe size
For this little thing that I’m working on
Why must you hide from me
Can’t you let me inside I’ll be
A gentleman you won’t get hurt
I just want to smell your shirts
You’re faking this whole hard edge
I’ve been through your garbage
And these charges filed are frivolous
'Cause all I want to give you is my love
My creepy, creepy love
All I want to give you is my love
My creepy love
Why can’t you feel my yearning
I am literally burning
I mean literally, I lit myself on fire
I’m the fuel you’re the matches
If you’d sift through these ashes
Maybe the thing you’d catch is my desire
And my creepy love.
I’m a hunka hunka burning creepy love
I’ve seen you with that new guy
The one that lives uptown
I don’t think that you should see someone
Who won’t for much longer be around
And I don’t like that place you work
I show up and they go berserk
I only want to see you
To dress like you and to be you
I want you unobstructed
So don’t think of it as 'abducted'
Oh, that just sounds too negative
Girl all I want to give you is my love
My creepy, creepy love.
My staring-at-you-too-long-in-public love
My standing-outside-your-window-in-a-rainstorm-with-no-umbrella love
My creepy love