My Car Is Gonna Kill Me

My car’s a motherfucker
A real work of art
And when I try to drive it
It wants to fall apart
It never drives a straight line
It lunges and it jerks
Unsafe at any speed, yeah
Because the brakes don’t work
My car is gonna kill me
I think it’s out to get me
It’s got it in for me
I see it in my driveway
I know my destiny
My car is gonna kill me
It’ll be the death of me
It’s like a bomb on wheels
White knuckles start to swell
Seatbelts won’t help us now
Because we’re driving straight to Hell
My car is gonna kill me
It’ll be th death of me
My car is gonna kill me