Man's Best Friend

in decline and they all carry knives
They stay up all night and they beat on their wives
used to so they get run out of town
Then they played violins 'til the sun, it goes down
I’ll take a beer in a bottle or can
I need a beer to feel like a man
Actors and lawyers love cigars and brandies
Drive the biggest cars you can
Like making money from suckers and fools
Then they sit on their butts in Olympic-sized pools
I’ll take a beer in a bottle or can
I need a beer to feel like a man
I love beer
It’s a real fun thing
It makes life worth living
Makes you a king
of champagne and whores dealing derves
Get so damn smug that they get on your nerves
Drink vintage wines that they
Then they fall on the floor and they can’t feel stiff
I’ll take a beer in a bottle or can
I need a beer to feel like a man