I've Got a Gun

I’m so dull and uninspired
My girlfriend left me, and I just got fired
Gotta go out and buy a gun
I’m gonna blow the shit outta everyone
Ha ha!
It gives a feeling that I’ve never known before
People screw around with me, and they don’t know what’s in store
It’s that special feeling when my finger’s on the trigger
Somehow, I just can’t feel a whole lot bigger
Got no money, don’t be annoyed
You can buy a gun and be self-employed
The cashiers smile and open their drawers
You can tak your pick out of any store
It gives a feeling that I’ve nver known before
People screw around with me, and they don’t know what’s in store
It’s that special feeling when my finger’s on the trigger
Somehow, I just can’t feel a whole lot bigger
Yea, I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil
I’ve got a gun