I've Got My Tie On

I’m a cog in a wheel in a lubricated world
And want to marry an office girl
I’ve got my tie on
I’ve set my watch I’ve set my goals
When I get old I want to be fat
I’ve got my tie on
It’s the string around my finger
It’s the noose around my neck
I’ll go to drastic lengths
To prove I’m not an idiot
I’ve got my tie so I’ll be sure
To string myself up high
I can’t forget why I got out of bed
When the morning paper’s read
I’ve got my tie on
I’ll glide across the tiled floor
I’ve got my name on the office door
I’ve got my tie on
I’ve got a penthouse with a view
I know I have a job to do
I’ve got my lie on
I’ve picked my side I’ve made my choice
I’ve gotta have a damn Rolls Royce
I’ve got my tie on