What

My baby brother always says, «What»
But what does he know
He doesn’t know what to call a chair
He asked the barber to give him some hair
But what does he know?
What, what, what did you say?
I can’t hear you, what did you say?
Why and what when and where?
What a wicked
What a wicked
What a wicked wow!
My grandpa always says, «Huh»
Though he knows it all
He keeps his teeth in a jar
He’s too dangerous to drive a car
But he knows it all
Where, where, where are we going?
When’s the bathroom break
Are we there? Are we there?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
What would happen if there was no time?
What would happen if the sun didn’t shine?
What if tomorrow was today?
Hey wait — it is in China
What, what, what did you say?
I can’t hear you, what did you say?
Why and what, when and where?
What a wicked
What a wicked
What a wicked wow!
By Paul Reisler with Terri Allard and Ms. Gottschalk’s 3rd grade, Peabody School