My Dog Did My Homework

My dog did my homework, And I accidentally ate it
It tasted like science, It tasted like math
It tasted like paper, It tasted really bad
My homework is History, It’s stuck in my throat
How can I possibly read, What my dog wrote?
So I asked my teacher, Could my dog take my test
‘Cause he knows it better, Than all of the rest
My dog did my homework, And I accidentally ate it
It tasted like science, It tasted like math
It tasted like paper, It tasted really bad
I don’t want to be stupid, I don’t want to be dumb
But my dog does homework, Better than anyone
He knows about habitats, And hibernation, too
And he’s good at subtracting, All of the food
My dog did my homework, And I accidentally ate it
It tasted like science, It tasted like math
It tasted like paper, It tasted really bad
What kind of homework can a dog really do?
He can dig up bones & the anthropologist’s shoe
But then all he wants to do is chew!
My dog did my homework, And I accidentally ate it
It tasted like science, It tasted like math
It tasted like paper, It tasted really bad