Scared of Being Scary

I’m scared of being scary
The terror when I look in the mirror
Makes me wish it was dark
Makes my dog cry and bark
I could scare my own ghost
But I scare me the most
Being scary isn’t for the faint of heart
Better stay awake, here comes the hairy part
This isn’t Halloween, this isn’t Trick or Treat
This is the way I look when I wake up from my sleep
I’m scared of being scary
That terror when I look in the mirror
Makes me wish it was dark
Makes my dog cry and bark
I could scare my own ghost
But I scare me the most
I’m enough to scare myself away
I’m like Einstein on a bad hair day
Ay Carumba! Mucho miedo!
No matter how you say it, I look so — horrible!
I’m scared of being scary
The terror when I look in the mirror
Makes me wish it was dark
Makes my dog cry and bark
I could scare my own ghost
But I scare me the most
I’m scared of being scary
The terror when I look in the mirror.