You Booze You Lose

«Hey, uh… I might be late to pick you guys up»
«Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?»
«No, honey, I’ll probably just be way too drunk»
«Oh, that’s good, we don’t want you drinking and driving»
«Oh, I’ll be driving. I’ll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys
up»
You booze, you lose
Every night a different
that fucking booze
You may drive your car into a tree
We can drive home when it’s over
Cause you know we party sober
«It's my money, and I need it now»