S.I.F.

You’re only popular on the Internet
is you’re gonna get
How much money do you wanna bet
They see you in person, they’ll wish you never met?
Secret Internet fatty
You have all the angles
Secret Internet fatty
On your half 300 pounds
when you’re talking to a guy
if you make me wanna die
How many pics of you looking good on the Internet
People think they know who you are
Too bad you really look like shit