Vegan/Not Vegan

«You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day
You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramp
And, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of… meat on a peaceful vegan
protest»
«Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds»
No one with a gut like this is a fucking vegan
Meat, milk, cheese,
I fucking got it