Tom Hardy

I moved up town
Don’t need the brown
Just a DVD player with surround sound
Looks good in the dark
Better in the light
He’s a man of peace
But sure knows how to win a fight
I wanna be Tom Hardy
I heard he robbed a bank
And got away with it
He took 200 mushrooms
And didn’t even trip
He owns a Michelin star restaurant
But he never goes
'Cause nothing ever compared to beans on toast
I wanna be Tom Hardy
He’s a Hollywood buzz
With mates like us
He played bass for the White Stripes
Then he quit the band
He can even play Jimi Hendrix
With one hand
He builds robots for N.A.S.A
He found a cure for cancer
His mum’s a fit bellydancer
No he don’t need Jeeves for the answer
I wanna be Tom Hardy
He’s a Hollywood buzz
With mates like us
He drives an MG
He’s just like me
He’s just like us
I heard turned down the role of Aragorn
'Cause he felt so sorry for Viggo Mortensen
He bought a cool pair of trainers from Oxfam
Swapped 'em with a gypo for a caravan
For a caravan
I wanna be Tom Hardy