Ketamine

If you’re feeling kicked in
And as far down as you’ve ever been
There’s only one answer
Try Ketamine
It’s main use of course
Is anaesthetic for horses
But it can be a gift
If you ever need a lift
You gotta work that bit out
Because when you’re trying to cheer yourself up
You can knock yourself out
I mean, you mean Ketamine
I scream, you scream Ketamine
We all scream for Ket a mine
Makes fantasies faster
Take the right amount
Avoid a mental disaster
Be a zen grand master
I know you can choose between Prozac and booze
But this life enhancer could be the answer
You hear the weather girls say it’s always a sunny day
When you go from A to B Via K
So forget Jim Bean
You can live the dream
Of the precise regime
With my old friend Ketamine
Just think of the force
To knock out a horse
You know what I mean?
My pal Ketamine
Can make you light-headed
You’re pencil and leaded
Your mind might be fine
But your bladder is shredded
But don’t get me wrong
This stuff is strong
And I must admit
It’s not entirely legit
The best of a session
May lift your depression
Or even put you mentally unstable
On a mortuary table
Your eyes wide shut. Your big toe labelled
I mean, you mean Ketamine
I scream, you scream Ketamine
We all scream for Ket a mine