Mixed Messages

It’s Sunday night and you’re at home all alone
Last night was great, it was our very first date
So now it’s time to pull out my phone
Gonna send you somethin' real quick
It ain’t gonna be a dick pick, no, no
Romance needs clarity, but baby, that don’t work for me
I’m sendin'
Mixed messages, mixed messages
I send the first text in a cute way (Cute way)
And then I don’t reply for seven fuckin' days, yeah
Mixed messages, mixed messages
Oh, you text me what night am I free
And I reply, «Yes.» Full stop
I send you a littl smiley face (Smiley fac)
So you send me back a little smiley face (Little smiley face)
And then I say, «Hey,» and so you write back, «Hey»
And I say, «Hey what?» (Hey what?)
And you say, «You said 'hey' first»
And I say, «Okay, 'croissant emoji', fuck you»
Mixed messages, mixed messages
One second, I’ll say your very pretty
And then I show up at your house and I kick your dog, yeah
Mixed messages, mixed messages
I pay for the dog’s veterinary bills
But then I punch your dad in the dick
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha