Business Man

Buh-buh-buh-buh-business man
Buh-buh-buh-buh-business man
I’m a business man
With a business plan
I’m gonna make you money
In business land
I’m a cool guy
Talking 'bout Game Stop
I’m definitely not
A cop
Why’d you say you’re not a cop?
Because I’m not
I think that you’re a cop
I also think that you’re a cop
Listen boys
You better both stop
Or I’ll have you arrest-
I’m not a cop
I’m a business man
With a business tan
I spend my days in a
Big black unmarked van
If you wanna talk turkey
I’m here to talk shop
I’m definitely not
A cop
You’re a motherfucking cop
I can tell from the way that you stand
And you said that you worked in an unmarked van
Well listen boys
(incoherent cop sounds)
I’m not a cop
I’m a business man
In a coffee shop
With a loaded pistol
And a bulletproof vest
I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel
I’m not a cop
Buh-buh-buh-buh-business man
Buh-buh-buh-buh-business man
Buh-buh-buh-buh-business man
Why does he have a gun?
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