What Kind of Name Is Hermione?

Who’s that girl that’s always first to raise her hand?
— I know who!
Her name’s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad
— Ugh, me too!
That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting!
Looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in three whole weeks
What kind of parents named their kid Hermione, anyway?
— Emm, muggles
Eww
What kind of name is Hermione?
It makes me think of something whiny
— Like cats!
She’s already in Arithmancy
— Uh-huh, Uh-huh
I really hate that she’s smarter than me
— Ugh, me too!
Have you heard that her parents are dentists?
— Dentists?
That means they pick around in dirty Muggles' teeth
— Ew!
But she hangs around that gorgeous Harry Potter
— I love him!
And that other red head boy —
— What's his name?
Rodolphus
Ronaldo
Ricky
Rocko
Rudolf
Rambo
Richy
Ramon
Ryan
Mark
Jason
Aaron
Luk
-It's Ron!
What kind of name is Hermione?
It’s a made up name I guarantee
— Mm-hum Mm-hum
Always sucking up in History (Eww)
Do you think she stole the answer key?
— I bet she did!
What kind of name is Hermione?
What kind of name is Hermione?
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What kind of name is Hermione?
What kind of name is Hermione
What kind of name is Hermione
What kind of name is Hermione (What kind of name-)3x
What kind of name is Hermione
… That little witch!