The Parselmouths Fun Song

F is for the ferrt version of Draco
U is for Umbridge sucks
N is for never trying out for quidditch, I would just get scared and duck
F is for Fiendfyre used by Crabbe and Goyle
U is for U know who
N is for no more muggles, when you’re-
(Christina! Brittany! That is not what fun is all about! Sing it with me)
F is for Fred who was the hottest Weasley
U is for um okay
N is for nosebleeds, used to skip herbology
Don’t wanna go to class today
Don’t wanna go to class today