Crippled Horse ch.2 – Skit

Need to put a little more cock in your dick?
(This is gonna fuck your shit)
Ever wanted to punch your boss’s dick?
With your mouth?
On a horse?
Ever wanted to make out with the prettiest girl in school?
While a horse watches?
Get you a Crippled Horse Energy Drink
(You goddamn motherfucking bitch)