Walking Round the Bar Looking for a Girl to Eat Out

I got my Duck Head shirt tucked into my khakis
I got online to look at pictures of Iraqis
I got a job it’s like 9 to 5
My girlfriend’s a barker but not like Clive
No, not like Clive
I don’t think I ever met you but then again
You kinda look like that dude from Bennigan’s
Yo I love they food
Hook your boy up with a discount
«You need to step the heck off, dude»
Dismount
That night at the club
Lookin good with my fake tan
Walked over to the bar for a beer
And the girl at the bar hooked me up with a Castle Rock
For a dollar
She not supposed to do that
I’m like Centrum baby, when I’m A to Zinc
I’ll pull my dick out of your butt and let you smell the stink
Then we can go back to your crib and listen to the Kinks
Who the fuck’s the Kinks, girl?
Who the fuck’s the Kinks?
Walking round the bar looking for a girl to eat out
Peace out