Will We Eat Each Other's Doodies

Will we drink out of the toilet?
Will we brush each others hair?
Will we dine on milk and horse meat?
Will we chew the legs of chairs?
Will we eat each others doodies?
Will we use a fork and knife?
Will we eat the footy cuties
When I become your wife?
Will we eat each others doodies
In this room we’re standing in?
Will we sniff each others poopies?
Will you tell me, Allekin?
Will we eat each others doodies?
Will we use a fork and knife?
Will we eat the footy cuties
(When I become your)
When I, ooh, when I become your wife
(Wife)
Yeah, yeah, oh