Opposite Day

This is a song that I wrote
For my best friend in the whole world
Mr. Douglas Jerry Silverman
Your breath is minty fresh today
If today was opposite day, ooh, ooh
Oh, my God, when you yawn
I wanna jump in your mouth
'Cause it smells so good
In my nose ears
On opposite day
On opposite day
Your tears don’t smell like
An egg salads' butt hole
Not on this specific day
That I like to say is called
Opposite day
The opposite day, opposite day
Opposite day, opposite day