Pancakes, Please

Well, I’m not a fan of an empty pan
But I know where to find you, pancakes
Stack 'em high, I’ll eat 'em low
Five or ten, now they’re good to go
Pancakes, please
Pancakes, please
Don’t be such a tease
Serve me up some pancakes, please
I’m gonna walk right in and sit on down
You better make sure that they’re golden brown
The raw batter smells just like sperm
But when you cook it, it doesn’t, just like sperm
Pancakes, please
Pancakes, please
Don’t be such a tease
Serve me up some pancakes, please