Humanitarian Song

Nobody believed
I could be so kind
Took in a homeless man
And eased his mind
(I'm in debt to you)
Shh, this isn’t a duet
He once had a jar
Where he kept his pee
He lived his life on the streets
But now he lives with me
Now he’s covered in dish towels
Instead of fleas
I’m the greatest mother trucker alive
I gave him rebirth
Through Cesarean
I did it 'cause
I’m a humanitarian
You did good kid