This Is Why We Can't Have Rice Things

Dj not nice here reporting
Dreaming of rice since this morning
Bujt the riots in shanghai are so crazy
Price of tofu go up this year
This cause unrest in the eastern sphere
Mongolians crashed through the wall, it appears
We’re tryna keep the order here
For days
But now millions are dead
And the others are raped
This is why we can’t have rice things, burned again
You always burn shit when you bake it always
This is why we can’t have rice things, sucks, yeah
Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred fucking degrees?
This is why we can’t have rice things
Why can’t all Asians just be friends?
Cambodians attacked Bangkok again
Killed all of the women, kids and men
Which wouldn’t be a issue but they took shit too
All the Nissin cup and the Shih Tzu
What are we supposed to eat without dog and Ramen
The Thai declared war on the Taiwanese (Uh oh)
The Mongolians are still raping
This is why we can’t have rice things, wok breaks
'Cause you break shit we have to throw shit away
This is why we can’t have rice things, fuck me
Did you hear me say hold the fucking wok carefully please?
This is why we can’t have.
This is for the Chineses
Burning down the city for no reasons
And all the Tibetans
History taught you no lessons
And this is for Burma
Better hope you have good karma
And here’s to Jews
Who through all this
Still waiting for Chinese food
«Yes hello? I ordered my food an hour ago
What do you mean Mongolians invaded the kitchen?»
This is why we can’t have rice things, burned again
You always burn shit when you bake it always
This is why we can’t have rice things, sucks, yeah
Did you hear me tell you cook at hundred fucking degrees?
Sick of all the round eyes laughing at me
No more patience, now let’s break shit, oh yeah
They want us to behave like nice chinks and Charlies
Did you hear me or was I talking fucking Chinese
This is why we can’t have rice please