Like a Cop

I pull them over, turn off the cameras in a park
They’ll find out no one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
I went out to patrol last night
Saw a girl driving a pretty Chrystler
I rolled it, she could have stoled it
Do you know why I pulled you over ma’am
She said well it’s 'cause I’m texting men
My colon, I was just trolling
Then I got out my fucking gun
Said I’m afraid ma’am that the law’s
Been broken, let’s get poking
And both our fucking hands are tied up now
In this world of violence, I’m all you have
Against the sharks when there’s a shark
I control the record, no one will watch me in the dark
When I’m out in the dark
I pull them over, turn off the cameras in a park
They’ll find out no one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
Said now you’re free to go, good night
She said you raped me, I said
I don’t recall this, would you like to report it?
Ooh, I’ll take your rape kit with me
Make sure to test it and we’ll see
Results then, give you a call then
There’s nothing I can do much more than that
There’s not enough of funding we get now
In this world of violence
We’re all that’s standing in her path
She won’t pass
We control the record
So who’ll watch the watchers in our wrath?
We expunge the past
I pull them over, turn off the cameras in a park
They’ll find out no one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
I thought I would serve and protect
But of my soul there’s nothing left
I’m broken, who was I joking?
It’s not that I can introspect and stop
But with justice gone we deal with fist and cock
In this world of violence, I’m all you have
Against the sharks when there’s a shark
I control the record, no one will watch me in the dark
When I’m out in the dark
I pull them over, turn off the cameras in a park
They’ll find out no one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop
No one rapes like a cop