Live on the Internet

Back in late 2008
The thing that was all the rage
Millions of you
Watched shiba inu
Puppies
Didn’t you?
Live, 24 hours a day
They eat, sleep, bark, poo poo, and play
But now those puppies are gone
And it’s just not the same at all
So what do you want
The next time you hop online?
If we could only read your minds
We’d crack the code
To live viral video (Live viral video)
But you don’t even know what you want until you see it
So we will concive it
And convince you that you need it
Please remain seated
Until the procedure is completed
It’s live on the internet
And you can’t get enough of it
It’s live on the internet
And you can’t get enough of it
Even though we’ve mapped the human genome
We still can’t predict the next live web phenom
We know so much,
We’ve come so far,
But when it comes to this
We’re still in the dark
I feel like a baby
A small helpless baby
A small helpless baby
Trying to make gravy
A Peruvian llama trying to put on pajamas
A two toed sloth trying to play golf
It’s live on the internet
And you can’t get enough of it
It’s live on the internet
And you can’t get enough of it
Live on the internet
Can’t get enough of it
Live on the internet
Can’t get enough of it
Even though we’ve mapped the human genome
We still can’t predict the next live web phenom (Phenom)
I feel like a baby, a baby (Phenom)
A Peruvian llama trying to put on pajamas (Phenom)