Mr. President

Mister president
We got a line for you
it’s your daughter jenna
what are we gonna do
Tell her i’m in alaska digging for oil
tell i’m with a congressman who needs a spoil
tell her i’m signing a new arms deal
tell her i’m with poetin and we’re having a meal
Mister president
we got a line for you
it’s your daughter jenna
what are we gonna do
Tell her i was kidnapped by a ufo
tell her i’m dropping bombs on kyoto
tell her i’m having trouble reading my speech
tell her i’m learning the names of all the other countries
Mister president
hi, daddy
what are we gonna do
i’m with the sheriff here
mister president
tell him who you are daddy
what are we gonna do
so i can get another beer
Tell my father that i’m fuckin' drunk
tell my father i’m pregnant by a texas punk
tell my father i won’t come home no more
tell my father i voted for al gore
Mister president
what are we gonna do
mister president
what are we gonna do
I’m so fuckin drunk… i smell like a skunk!