John Wayne

John Wayne was never a soldier
John Wayne was never a hero
John Wayne didn’t join the army
John Wayne didn’t die for his country
John Wayne was scared of the Indians
John Wayne was scared of the guns
John Wayne was scared of the bullits
He was scared of all the other Johns
John Wayne, John Wayne was scared
John Wayne,
John Wayne was scared
John Wayne never won a war
John Wayne never served in Vietnam
John Wayne only faught with his woman
John Wayne, you’re not a real man
John Wayne laughing on the soundtrack
John Wayne looking like a hunchback
John Wayne riding on a horsetrack
Hey John, I want my money back
John Wayne, John Wayne was scared
John Wayne, John Wayne was
was, was. was scared
This is what John Wayne said to the American soldiers:
I can’t sing, I can’t dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
I can’t sing, I can’t dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
I can’t sing. I can’t dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
John Wayne, John Wayne was scared (5x)
John Wayne, John Wayne was,
was, was, was scared