The Greatest Place on Earth

I live in the land of cotton I was born in Dixieland
home of the loveliest ladies alive by far the finest brand
and I love making dates in all 13 states I love to treat myself
to satisfaction guaranteed they sure do beat everything thats anywhere else
all the ladies look and feel so fine in the Florida sunshine
and that sweet young yellow rose of Texas always shows me a goodtime
and we sure had some fun celebrating Bull Run with some beautiful Virginia
belles
and my hearts always in Dixie and Alabam yes ma’am them women love well
Nowhere is there a land quite as grand as our Confederate States
and its home sweet home to me and all the women here look so great
and its made me proud to wave my stars and bars ever since my birth
cause the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on earth
no theres nothin like a sweet Georgia peach giving you a great big ol kiss
or smooching on a sweet magnolia by the big river down in Ole Miss
and all the volunteers who volunteer in Tenne ssee always feel great
and in Missouri you’ll never be lieve what they showed me in the show me state
Nowhere is there a land quite as grand as our Confederate States
and its home sweet home to me and all the women here look so great
and its made me proud to wave my stars and bars ever since my birth
cause the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on earth
in Arkansas you can have a ball in the land of opportunity
or hold a sweet pretty ass laying in the blue grass out in Kentuck y
or play with some pretty Louisiana boobies at Mardi Gras in New Orleans
and all the vaginas in the Carolinas are the best I’ve ever seen
Nowhere is there a land quite as grand as our Confederate States
and I’m proud to be unreconstructed and with women who look so great
and thats why I fly my flag up high like I’ve done since my birth
cause the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on earth
Yeah without a doubt the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on
earth
the greatest place on earth