Family Tree

Me and my sister had incest
Then she said, «Dad was the best»
Mom came down, punched her in the face
Home sweet home, I love this place
Uncle Ed is deaf as shit
And he jerks off in a catcher’s mitt
He’s got a boyfriend, his name’s Gus
I guess that’s why he lives with us
Can’t escape, but I’ll be free
By chopping down the family tree
It’s a shame we’re dirt poor
My little brother, he’s a whore
He’s a kiddy porno star
He spends his money at th bar
Can’t escape, but I’ll be free
By chopping down th family tree
Fat Aunt Kay, she’s a bitch
She had her babies in a ditch
She always farts when she’s asleep
Yeah, you could say she’s not too deep
Can’t escape, but I’ll be free
By chopping down the family tree