Vagina

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they’re called
Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Some belong to virgins
They’re really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That’s why I sing my song
Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Vagina
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer’s eve
Cause they’ve been douched too much
Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
Nothin' could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning