Accept My Shaft

Hey, how you doin'?
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment
Got some shit to say
The times we’ve had
The times we’ve missed
The times we’ve embraced
And the times we’ve kissed
The times we’ve loved
And the times we’ve laughed
Now it’s time
To accept my shaft
My shaft
The times we’ve spent
The times we’ve shared
The times we’ve shown each other
Just how much we care
The times we’ve lived
All the times for reflection
Now you must survive
My thunderous erection
It’s enough of a shaft
Don’t leave, don’t run
You are the only one
I can be myself around
I’ve come undone
You are the only one
Who can lift my heart
Up off the ground
The times behind
And the times foretold
Forgive me if I’m being
Just a bit too bold
But our sweet love
Won’t be forsaken
Once you are
Gargling my bacon
Ooh, the times we’ve seen
And the times ahead
Grab a couple pillows
And get on that bed
You’ll want to lay back
And clear your calendar
Once I introduce you to my friend
Excalibur
You take me higher
You set my loins afire
You are the slam pig I desire
Dear god, I’ll plow
You all around the house
Cause you lift my heart
Up off the ground
Lift my heart up off the ground
But, try find a way to incorporate the shaft
While you’re doing so
Actually, you know what?
Really concentrate on the shaft
More-so than the, uh, than the heart
The shaft should, definitely be your main focus
Can’t stress that enough