Welcome to My Parents' House

Hey there, baby
We made out on the dance floor
You pressed your body
Up against me all night long
I know what’s on your mind
Our souls are entwined
In the passion of the race
The look in your eyes
Says «Take me tonight»
Well I’ve got just the place
A place where we can be alone
Unless my mom and dad are home
Welcome to my parents' house
My mom left down some snackies
I bet you’re feeling horny now
So why don’t we get nasty, nasty, nasty, yeah
Hush now, baby
You seem like a keeper
But your high heels are so loud
Dad is a light sleeper, ugh
I got my very own room
And tons of free food
What’s your favorite juice?
We’ve got mango and apple
And guava and apple
So many fucking fruits
My mom buys pizza rolls for me
Can you believe this shit is free?
Welcome to my parents' house
King must have his castle
That’s my grandma’s basset hound
He’s such a sassy rascal. Aren’t you? Marvin
Shh
Parents' house
Parents' house
We’re gonna bring the funk tonight
I’m getting the top bunk tonight
Drop and thump that junk tonight
Like a 360 dump tonight
Mom’s cake is chocolate chunk tonight
This party’s gtting crunk tonight
We’re sparkin' up that skunk tonight
'Cause I go disco home tonight
Danny?
Uh, mom
S-sorry, sorry, every-everything's fine
You need to go to bed
Okay, good night
Welcome to my parents' house
Let’s use our inside voices (Shhh)
Sometimes my mom just hangs around
To make sure I make good choices
Hit it!
Welcome to my parents' house
Parents' house
Parents' house
Dad, I’m supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight
Get out of here, I said I’m on a date!
You always do this when I have company over!
And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn’t!
Yes, it’s a girl!
Whatever!