Toilet Troubles

I went to the bathroom
Tried to flush the toilet
It would not a-go down
So I called a plumber
I called up a plumber
But his price was too high
To go fix my bathroom
Now I can’t go bathroom
Can’t go to the bathroom
Can’t go to the bathroom
Cannot flush the toilet
I cannot go bathroom
I went to the neighbors
But they were not at home
What ever shall I do?
Got to find a bathroom
Next I tried the market
Asked them but they told me
Paying customers only
And I had no money
Can’t go to the bathroom
Can’t go to the bathroom
Cannot flush the toilet
I cannot go bathroom
I went down to the park
Found myself a nice bush
I relieved myself there
Oh boy, it felt so good
Break it down for me, fellas!
Oh-oh, hey, oh-oh, hey
Oh-oh, hey, oh-oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Someone saw me goin'
They called up the police
Now I am arrested
Take me to the jailhouse
Now I am in prison
But it is not so bad
Toilet in my jail cell
No more need for plumber
Can’t afford a plumber
I can’t afford a plumber
I can’t afford a plumber
Oh yeah