Not Dead

I’m glad I’m alive
I’m glad I’m not dead
I’m glad I’m still ringin' in your head
I’m glad I’m a louse
I’m glad you’re a mouse
I’m glad to be livin' in this house
I’m glad to be blonde
I’m sad to be read
I wish very much that you weren’t dead
I know you aren’t
But you are to me
And I’m as sad and silly as a man can be
I’m sad and I’m stupid
I’m so alone
And I’m always waitin' right by the phone
And when the sound comes
I hope and I pray
That you’ll be callin' me just to say
That you love me and need me
And wanna return
And the fire in my heart will once again burn
And we’ll dance like monkeys
And we’ll sing all around
Cuz something was lost and now it is found
We’ll dance in the street
And we’ll laugh in the rain
We’ll grow old together and walk with a cane
We’ll walk on the beach
And we’ll go out to eat
And when you’re tired, I’ll say «take a load off your feet»
I’m glad I’m alive
I’m glad I’m not dead
I’m glad I’m still ringin' in your head
I’m glad I’m a louse
I’m glad you’re a mouse
I’m glad we’re livin' in this house
I’m glad to be blonde
I’m sad to be read
I wish very much that you weren’t dead
Ooh, you weren’t dead
I wish that you weren’t dead
Ooh, you weren’t dead
I wish that you weren’t dead
Ooh, you weren’t dead
I wish that you weren’t dead
I’m glad I’m a louse
I’m glad you’re a mouse
I’m glad we’re livin' in this house
I’m glad to be blonde
I’m sad to be read
I wish very much that you weren’t dead
Ooh, you weren’t dead
I wish that you weren’t dead
Ooh, you weren’t dead
I wish that you weren’t dead
Ooh, you weren’t dead
I wish that you weren’t dead
Drama! And circumstance! (laughing)