I'm So Jealous of Ashton Kutcher (And I Love Liz Phair)

I tell fractured fairy tales to my friend Hilary Duff
She says she doesn’t want it to end, but me, I’ve had enough
I say, «you already know all about modern takes on Cinderella»
You know, she knows Ashton Kutcher and she says
He’s a real nice fella
He told her, «don't tell fairytales, and try to stay naive»
«Cuz Uncle Harry will kill ya if you don’t believe»
He told her, «don't tell fairytales, and try to stay naive»
«Cuz Uncle Harry will kill ya if you don’t believe»
When I listen to Liz Phair, I dream she’s singin' about me
Comparing me to her favorite underwear and walkin' all over me
In her sellout album, she said «Young guys, they rule»
But she didn’t mean me, she meant Ashton Kutcher
I’m so jealous of that fool
He said, «don't tell fairytales, and try to stay naive»
«Cuz Uncle Harry will kill ya if you don’t believe»
Yeah, he said, «don't tell fairytales, and try to stay naive»
«Cuz Uncle Harry will kill ya if you don’t believe»