I Wanna Get All Snuggly On Your Bullshit

I wanna get all snuggly on your bullshit
Touching on your dick tip
With my lips, pressed to lips
I’m gonna take you on a cruise on this love ship
Get real fucking romantic
Look in your butt and stop to spit
I will buy you a dozen roses 'cause I know that you’ll swoon
I’ll hide them deep inside my ass crack and I’ll pull them out for you
I’ll look you right into your eyes and say I love you true
Because you always let me put my fucking dick in you
And then under the moonlight
We can take a stroll or somethin'
And I’ll call you my sweetie pie, my little love muffin
I’ll whisper in your ear about a dozen sweet nothings like, «Hey,
shut your fucking mouth and let’s commence stuffing»
I know you wanna take me home because most boys do
You’ll introduce me to your parents like we’ll marry soon
I’ll humor you just for a second
Then go to the bathroom
And then I’ll come back with your brother’s cum dripping off my tooth
And you’ll forgive 'cause our love will stand the test of time
Because my boners always achin' for your fat behind
And I will take you on a date until you’re wined and dined
And you’ll forget it ever happened when I’m twelve inches inside
Or we can snuggle on my futon, watch a movie
You know I’ll see whatever it is that you want to see
And you know, baby, I’ll be there for all eternity
Because it’s what’s inside of you that I love
Which is me!
I wanna know you like me now
Boy
I wanna know you love me now
Boy
I can feel you touching me, but I’m not sure if you’re feeling me
And I wanna win you over now
Boy
I gotta make a plan, I guess
Boy
So if I wanna get with you
Here’s the things that I am gonna do…
I might not be from India, but I’ll charm your snake
Your serpent’s rising out your pants to say hello to me
But I will kiss you gently first and I’ll even brush my teeth to cleanse my
pallet 'cause I’ve been suckling dicks all fucking day
And when I show up at your house I’ll be like, «Will you be my Valentine?»
I look up at your face with my big and loving puppy-eyes
I’ll woo you with my words until your jaw drops and you’re paralyzed
And use that opportunity to slide my meat inside
Oh, because baby, you’re so beautiful
I think that you’re the one
You know I’ll press that spot under your balls when you’re about to cum
I’ll even keep fucking after I shoot to make sure you’re done
Just to prove to you I’m serious and, baby, this is love
I’ll toss your salad like a million times 'cause I’m a vegetarian
Then I’ll snack up on your sausage 'cause you’re my exception
I want you to be healthy, so I’ll use some contraception
Girl, under my bed to add it to my collection
I am mister lover-lover, oh, but you can call me Superman
'Cause my man of steel is flying right into your promise land
My super-duper power is locating your parotid gland
Thumping it so hard that you’ll never walk the same again
But, baby, that would be okay because you know I love you anyway
I’ll give you back massages and I’ll tell you all the sweetest things
And we can skip the marriage and get straight into honeymooning
I’m a true romantic as you can probably see!
I wanna know you like me now
Boy
I wanna know you love me now
Boy
I can feel you touching me
But I’m not sure if you’re feeling me
And I wanna win you over now
Boy
I gotta make a plan, I guess
Boy
So if I wanna get with you
Here’s the things that I am gonna do
Oh