Str8 Acting

Hot straight girls
They will kill you if you let them
Taking you on nights out with their hot straight friends
In a hot straight club
In the hot straight section of town
When no-one's around
You’d need protection
Drinking cold, cold beer in a hot straight club
It’s a lot like a pub but with slightly less chairs
All wearing white, white shirts and dark blue jeans
I don’t think there’s a theme though
It’s just hot straight boys
Who like hot straight girls
Who like hot straight boys
And that’s the whole straight world
Yeah, hot straight boys
Who like hot straight girls
Who like hot straight boys
And that’s the whole straight world
Hot straight boys
They will kill you if you let them
A hot straight boy is talking to your friends
Puts his hand on her waist
She doesn’t want him near her
He doesn’t hear her
So you say:
«Don't you dare try to hit on my friend, motherfucker
I will end you and then some, comprendé?
Yeah, get out of her personal space
And go jack off in your grandmother’s basement»
It’s just hot straight boys
Who like hot straight girls
Who like hot straight boys
And that’s the whole straight world
Yeah, hot straight boys
Who like hot straight girls
Who like hot straight boys
And that’s the whole straight world
Bridge
Listen up
Being a hot straight boy’s gotta get taxing
You’d have to keep up that front even when relaxing
And that’s that
So why the fuck should I ever wanna be straight acting?
Yeah, why the fuck would I ever wanna do that?
Interlude
This one goes out to all the gay boys in their mum’s clothes
To the lezbos in the front row
It’s just hot straight boys
Who like hot straight girls
Who like hot straight boys
And that’s the whole straight world
Yeah, hot straight boys
Who like hot straight girls
Who like hot straight boys
And that’s the whole straight world
Outro
Hot straight boys
Hot straight girls
Hot straight boys
Hot straight girls
Hot straight boys