How to Be Successful

A lesson
In how to be successful
To get a good profession
With financial protection
Avoid the next recession
And get your parents blessing
And that nice flat in Hendon
Make it your new obsession
First go to uni
And then you write a CV
Apply for jobs in TV
Media and advertising
And always emphasizing
Your love for filing
Modernizing and enterprising
Your in luck
Turns out we’re hiring
Oh!
80.96 years on average
Your life you have to manage
Before it goes
Oh!
Now on with the show