Behind Stage

Lou: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
Very very much. It’s been a pleasure playing for you. You were hot…
Yeah, you were. You were sexy… Yeah, you were. But please find your way home
safely. Bye Bye! See ya! Oh, what a show! Let me get a shower first
(Footsteps running)
Man: Mr. Bega, Mr. Bega, you can not go. The people want more! Please play only
one more song. Please Mr. Bega!
Lou: Oh yeah? I don’t see nothing wrong with it, but my band left already,
so there’s no support for me
Man: Eh! Oh, ha ha ha. I can fix the problem. I fixed it already. Ha ha ha!
Lou: Yeah?
Man: My brother, he’ll support you. He’s in a funky funky salsa band.
He’s in the best salsa band in the whole wide world. Believe me, when I say so,
I say so
Lou: So when you say so, you say so? When I say so, you say so? Okay,
but listen: I’m the mambo king, not the salsa king
Man: You too, Mr. Bega. I know, I know
Lou: All right! You convince me, I do. I’ll try my best
(Applause)
Lou: OK, OK, OK, OK, give me all you’ve got. You play salsa, I’ll sing mambo