Shit Happens

Shit happens,
that is my advice to you,
it’s a good day, I am back home early,
I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie,
I open up the door, as I do every day
a man who is really naked says hey my name is jay!
jay?
hey hey jay,
that’s not OK,
you’re laying on my girlfriend,
I think you cannot stay,
but jay had his points,
ha,
to my surprise,
he’s a heavyweight champion,
so here’s my advice.
Shit happens,
once or twice,
don’t believe your girlfriend,
here’s my advice to you,
shit happens,
you know,
ha ha ha.
My teacher,
Mr. Yawney,
said you’re never gonna make it,
and if I got my chance,
be sure that I would take it,
but now i am a rock star,
to his surprise,
he passed my record for me,
so here is my advice.
O baby.
Shit happens,
once or twice,
believe in yourself,
here’s my advice to you,
shit happens,
once or twice,
believe in yourself,
here is my advice to you,
shit happens.
When you’re teacher’s teasing you,
and your girlfriend’s cheating you,
you’ve got to look out for the one that’s pleasing you,
when everything I write feels as cold as ice,
the only thing that you can do is,
ha ha,
is my advice,
shit happens,
come on,
I’ll do,
let’s make it funky,
shit happens,
you know.